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because being a dick goes both ways

[mynameonyourpanties]

Yo man,

if you're going to come home from guard duty so late at night, mind not shaking the bed trying to climb to the top bunk?

And while I'm at it, learn to stop kicking the banisters in your sleep.

goddamnit travis

[wipeyourfeet]

How else am I supposed to get up there?

I don't do that.

[Yeah he does.]

[mynameonyourpanties]

Yeah, you do.

Also why the hell do you get top bunk?

[wipeyourfeet]

Do not.

Because I called it.

[mynameonyourpanties]

No you didn't.

And because you didn't, I CALL TOP BUNK.

[because this is Travis being Travis.]

[wipeyourfeet]

YES I DID YOU LITTLE SHIT.

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[mynameonyourpanties]

WELL TOO BAD

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[wipeyourfeet]

[Wow that.... sends a bad message there. OR A GOOD ONE, depends on your view.] I will.... do something horrible if you don't leave my bunk alone.

[mynameonyourpanties]

Don't care. [Gonna hog the top bunk because you go to guard duty before bedtime mwahahhaha]

[wipeyourfeet]

I'm going to shove your ass off it when I get back.

[mynameonyourpanties]

I'd like to see you try. [gonna be hard to do that and not make it look gay]

[wipeyourfeet]

[He knows.] Well, you're going to see me do it if you get in my bunk.

[mynameonyourpanties]

Yeah yeah. Still taking the top bunk.

[wipeyourfeet]

Travis NO

How did this devolve into us being us and not them being them?

[mynameonyourpanties]

FUCK YOU I'M OLDER.